me n my seahorse gf

shoutoutfromsweden:

me: r u pregnant?

gf: no, r u????

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

s-t-a-r-f-o-x:

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

sub-maureen:

people who think you can’t be sexist towards men

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people who think you can’t be racist to white people

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people who think you can’t be bigoted towards Christians

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people who think you can’t be heterophobic 

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tumblr bigots who think they’re promoting equality, but are actually just adding to it on different forms of people

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handsholdthestars:

likeaphantominafilmstrip:

If you’ve never been properly diagnosed with a mental disorder, please don’t say you have it, even if you strongly believe you do. It’s really annoying. Just say you think you have it or something. Self-diagnosing is just… no.

Okay I’ve…

kool-aid-jammers:

toeianimation:

coalgirls:

is coconut water even fucking water it comes from a coconut

is almond milk even milk it comes from almonds

Why didn’t I have a dad growing up

landorus:

"OOPS I DIDNT MEAN TO USE THIS IMAGE OMG IM SO EMBARRASSED" lyin ass….

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else

  • Anime dude: man, i have to live alone with this total babe who's really into me while my parents are off doing god-knows-what for the next 3 years.... What a PAIN!

urtube:

phoebefatcat123:

urtube:

ottercake:

urtube:

420 was 420 years ago 

Just let that sink in

Umm isn’t that 1594? I’m confused.

420 was 420 years ago

Just let that sink in

I don’t get it

420 was 420 years ago

Just let that sink in