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Anonymous asked: Personally, I would put the heart of a dog, the heart of a cat, the heart of a virgin, a candle and the heart of a divorced mans first born son

I would put animal crossing gamecube, animal crossing city folk, animal crossing wild world, animal crossing new leaf and my 3ds

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

5 things you would put on a pentagram to summon me
#pls 

seedy:

how do people even deal with stress because all i do is lie on the floor in a foetal position and cry

zaynandharrypls:

ok whos going to explain this 

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Anonymous asked: Where are you selling clothes?!

lordbape:

http://www.ebay.com/usr/bapelord

#ref 

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

blacksquares:

for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is

sickvantasies:

chen000:

bovidae:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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that looks like a real sheep !

Every time I repost it it’s a different sheep

710642:

well? can he????

lanadelreying:

Lana’s reaction omg

Anonymous asked: no

cya

nyatcat:

csgo negev party even though theres only one negev

Dig me a fucking grave holy shit i gave up so hard making this