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nemesismess:

if you have school tomorrow

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  • me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
  • me: lemme show you a trick or two
  • middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
  • me: this one's called stealing
  • me: *runs away with it*

myhiddensass:

drybowser:

are we not going to talk about how shitty aleks has been recently?

he’s making fun of feminist gaming journalism and is acting like a 2yr who is hurt b/c women want to be represented more in video games

he didnt just make one shitty post he made many meaning this isnt a “oh he…

"to make it even better; aleks fully thinks that the majority of video games is men and b/c of that, games should only be about what men want!"

when the fuck did he say that

thats right, you are taking his words, and faking a fine print that isnt there

"he later when on to get into a fight with someone, that someone made a post about them being misgendered and aleks retweeted their post so all of his followers could see and make fun/attack this person"

Thats just the thing, aleks DID NOT MISGENDER THEM

ALEKS DIDNT SAY ANY PRONOUNS OR ANYTHING

some of you guys neeed to fucking get it through your head that not everything a cis-white male says is attacking people

get your heads out of your asses first and shut up

also, looking through the replies on this post, and i see this GEM. 

"he is a straight cis male and shouldn’t be voicing his opinions on feminism at all"

what. the. fuck. 

Just because he is a cis-white male DOESNT MEAN HE CANT HAVE OPINIONS ON FEMINISM, DOESNT MEAN HE CANT BE A FEMINIST. STOP ACTING LIKE ITS THIS INCLUSIVE CLUB THAT YOU HAVE TO BE OPPRESSED TO GET IN HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

 

dorkiest-dorkasaurus:

If you ever feel sad, just remember I was nearly able to buy this sweater

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BUT MY MOM SAID NO

ahobbitscourage:

do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there

nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

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I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

Anonymous asked: ily u are adorable and i hope you have a great day/night!!!

this morning wasn’t so good for me but things got better!!! ily!!

judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

photoshoppedreality:

w0ndurland:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

I HATE THIS TEXT POST

I read this to my boyfriend and he’s been like this for the last five minutes…
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hap alek day

weare-teamlads:

underthe-corktree:

I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party

aleksmpreg:

you should all go over to lrnmortalhd and shower her with cute messages bc she’s the best and so very sweet yessyesss… do this pls ill love u forever